This is TGIF and my penis/dick is incredibly small and skinny my left eye is is *shiting OHHHMG *festive music* *festive music* Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, its recording bro Oh, give me one minute. I haven’t got an intro idea In todays video, me and Romell vacuum sealed ourselves inside the wind chamber that we made from absolute SCRAAATCH We filled this chamber with flour, feathers and chilli powder. This was fucked Ya don’t understand how much this actually hurt. I really hope you enjoy this video. This Christmas calendar has taken a toll on us I am literally BALD because of this Christmas calendar. I love you all And enjoy this video. Goodbye. I am sooooooooooooooo ill from this video Welcome back to our Christmas calend- It’s your boy rah boy 3000 ah bombapussy claat lightskin eeeeeeeee why cant white people say the n word we literally invented it why cant white people say the n word we literally invented it claat eeeeeeeeeeeeee CLAAAAT fassyclaat ai bomba bludfiyaa a dunkno pickneyrass Jerk Chicken a bob ma fassyclad mi feel mi bloodclat im a darg why would you wanna cat me Well, you say if this riddim yah have a patch
Yellowman mend it
And you see after me done mend it
Me set it

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh five plus five, it equal to ten
And if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
And if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Lady Ann a yuh so take fe toy
Playgal all dem call him joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe call Junjo nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take I and I fe bwoy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, catch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, ‘ca

Zero, zero, one, one, nine
‘ca Yellowman make yuh feel so fine
Me chat all me lyric, me chat dem in a rhyme
Me nuh eat lime it full of a rhyme
‘ca Yellowman him a commit nuh crime, ‘ca

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng, hey!
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng
Seh if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh pass me the pen
But tell yuh Yellowman have too much girlfriend
‘ca nuff a dem a talk bout me nuh have nuh girlfriend
Yuh a idiot bwoy, me have a hundred and ten
Seh all a dem, dem have yellow children
All a dem, dem have yellow children
Some live a Kingston and dung a Maypenn
Nuff a dem a ask me how me have nuff girlfriend, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, Lord!
Arguments, I have nuff arguments
Me enter in the house of parliament
Prime minister and his wife haffe keep silent
A true Yellowman a chat intelligent
Dem put me in the court, the judge seh yuh innocent, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, ‘ca
Sandra should a be fe me girlfriend, hey!
Lady Ann should a be me girlfriend, make a

Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng, hey!
Yuh nuh fe jump fe happy or joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Nuh bother take Junjo fe toy
Me bredda in law them call him U-roy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Yuh leggo violence, yuh smoke ishence
Yuh deal with violence, yuh go dung silence
But tell yuh Yellowman come fe tell dem again
Yuh live a Kingston or yuh live a Maypenn
Seh if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
But watch Yellowman come fe rock dem again, Lord!

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe toy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng!
But tell yuh Yellow vibes it sound like FM
The other rest of vibes sound like AM
But tell yuh Yellowman come fe rock dem again
Yuh could a live a Kingston, Mo’ Bay or Maypenn, ‘ca

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Yuh fe jump fe happiness and jump fe joy

Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng
‘ca Yellowman have nuff girlfriend
‘ca watch a man me come fe tell dem again
‘ca Yellowman come fe mash dem again, Lord! Well, you say if this riddim yah have a patch
Yellowman mend it
And you see after me done mend it
Me set it

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh five plus five, it equal to ten
And if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
And if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Lady Ann a yuh so take fe toy
Playgal all dem call him joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe call Junjo nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take I and I fe bwoy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, catch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, ‘ca

Zero, zero, one, one, nine
‘ca Yellowman make yuh feel so fine
Me chat all me lyric, me chat dem in a rhyme
Me nuh eat lime it full of a rhyme
‘ca Yellowman him a commit nuh crime, ‘ca

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng, hey!
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng
Seh if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh pass me the pen
But tell yuh Yellowman have too much girlfriend
‘ca nuff a dem a talk bout me nuh have nuh girlfriend
Yuh a idiot bwoy, me have a hundred and ten
Seh all a dem, dem have yellow children
All a dem, dem have yellow children
Some live a Kingston and dung a Maypenn
Nuff a dem a ask me how me have nuff girlfriend, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, Lord!
Arguments, I have nuff arguments
Me enter in the house of parliament
Prime minister and his wife haffe keep silent
A true Yellowman a chat intelligent
Dem put me in the court, the judge seh yuh innocent, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, ‘ca
Sandra should a be fe me girlfriend, hey!
Lady Ann should a be me girlfriend, make a

Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng, hey!
Yuh nuh fe jump fe happy or joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Nuh bother take Junjo fe toy
Me bredda in law them call him U-roy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

Yuh leggo violence, yuh smoke ishence
Yuh deal with violence, yuh go dung silence
But tell yuh Yellowman come fe tell dem again
Yuh live a Kingston or yuh live a Maypenn
Seh if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
But watch Yellowman come fe rock dem again, Lord!

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe toy

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng!
But tell yuh Yellow vibes it sound like FM
The other rest of vibes sound like AM
But tell yuh Yellowman come fe rock dem again
Yuh could a live a Kingston, Mo’ Bay or Maypenn, ‘ca

Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey!

Nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Yuh fe jump fe happiness and jump fe joy

Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng
‘ca Yellowman have nuff girlfriend
‘ca watch a man me come fe tell dem again
‘ca Yellowman come fe mash dem again, Lord! Mi blodclat blood cloud madeleine mccann pumpumclat kfc claat bananaclaat pomegranateclaat cucumberclaat chickenclaat romellclaat ai lightskin bombaclaat trinidad and tobago victory royale claat your marge a me bodclaat my darg bloodfiya ri tatarass ri fen de fuh de fen bwoi