First Drafts of Rock: “Blowin’ in the Wind” by Peter, Paul and Mary (w/Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick)

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ How many roads must a man walk down ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Before they call him a man ♪♪ ♪♪ How many rows must a minivan have ♪♪ ♪♪ Before it’s a regular van ♪♪ [ Laughter ] ♪♪ How much sand must a beach […]

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Jeremy Renner Chucked Doughnuts at Ed Helms After Breaking Both Arms

-Remember, David Blaine was on, and he threw up a frog. -That’s right. -I’ll never forget that moment. -Yeah, I remember [ laughing ] their faces, too. -No, that was the most bizarre thing. It didn’t flip you out? Didn’t he freak you out? -Yeah, you know, ’cause David’s been a friend of mine for […]

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Trump Claims Wind Turbines Cause Cancer, College Admissions Scandal – Monologue

-Let’s get to the news. During a speech last night, President Trump claimed that the noise made by wind turbines causes cancer. I’ve been trying to decide all day what the craziest part of that sentence is, and I think it’s “president.” [ Cheers and applause ] You know, I used to think Trump was […]

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